side bar

Just because the King kicked on the crapper back in '77 doesn't mean you can't experience the gaudy pageantry of an
Elvis Presley show today.

El Vez
the mexican elvis

 "As you move along you find that you kind of keep moving the goal posts down-field just a little bit more each time."

~ Buffalo Tom's Bill Janovtitz~

" Now there's Silverchair. I had to hear that song three times on the fuckin' radio before I knew it wasn't Pearl Jam!"

John Doe ~

"Alanis has, like, absolutely no excuse to live. She's the worst. I'd really like to sneak up behind her and pull her upper
lip up over her head."

~ Gene
Ween ~

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